Wednesday June 30 2010

1. At Daniel's house discussing his broken laptop (the 'n' Key doesn't work):

Chad: So what happened to it?

Daniel: Well...I may have spilled something on it...

Chad: Well did you?

Daniel: Well I kinda...threw up on it.

Chad: You threw up on it!!! What?!!

Daniel: Well it wasn't like a real throw up! it was just kinda like a little *BLEH* you know? *BLEH*

Mom returns home, his explanation follows:

Daniel: Oh my keyboard isn't working-I may have hit the keys too hard...

2. Daniel: What am I going to do without the 'n' button!! A lot of words use 'n'!! You NEED the 'n' button!

Chad: Get a thesaurus.

3. Daniel: Maybe, if I went back to high school, I would try out for the cheerleading team.

4. Daniel: Imagine if you lived in my [arm] hair. hahahahahaha-you'd get lost!!!

5. Daniel: *COUGH* *COUGH* I'm like Weezy from Toy Story!

1. Daniel Lusk quote of the day occured while on our three hour bikeride through Hillsboro. We have just reached our destination:

Chad: So, having fun?

Daniel: *GASP* yeah, *GASP* I think I lost weight.

2. Daniel: I would love to swim with a Tiger...you know, in a bathtub

3. Daniel: haha this quoting thing is fun! I bet it's, like, better than getting high! Don't quote that! Don't quote that!"

Daniel: strange laugh that seems to say "Quote That!"

I quoted that

Sunday June 27th 2010

Daniel Lusk (DLusk) is perhaps the most inherently funny person I've ever known-and he's one of my best and closest friends. Daniel has had many random outbursts of insanity or insight over the years and I would now like to document moments such as the night of June 27th 2010. Such insights and insane phrases will hereby be dubbed (quite aptly) DLuskisms.

Discussion on weed with Daniel Lusk led to this revelation:

Daniel: Yeah dude, I'd never do that. Cuz, you know, weed is like, worse than murder.

Chad: What?! How is that?

Daniel: Well, you know, murder you're like, killing someone but smoking you're like being dumb.

moment of silence....

Daniel: Well, maybe not worse than...murder...